Tricksy Lord

"Hey God, I think I maybe like a girl? What are you thinking?"
"Oh, we're talking again? Cool, 'cause with all of that traveling and living life as a human has given you some insights that could play into a ministry thing that could perhaps play a role in making sure that your generation goes to heaven."
"Oh wow, okay. I mean, yeah, once school stuff is out of the way, maybe I'll try some of that. But this girl seems in tune with how I think when I'm doing things right with you."
"Okay, so you're going to feel compelled to write all of this down."

God lured me back to actually listening to Him by using a pretty girl. Classic tricksy ol' Lord God Almighty.